Really rotten ritin'

It must be a fun job being an English teacher when you get to read dreadful similes like these.

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a
pinhole in it.

For the whole list, visit here. There's debate on whether it's a genuine list or written for the fun of it. It made me laugh and that's all I care about! :)